Davey's song is the opening song when Davey Stone is causing trouble while avoiding the police after he refused to pay his bill at The China Dragon
Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy: He dine and dash me!
He chew and screw me!
He sip and skip me!
Police Officer: What?
Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy: He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl.
Davey: Oh, boy.
(Siren sounds heard)
Davey: I'm the kinda guy that can't stand the holidays
So I drink them all away
That's me I don't decorate no trees
And I won't eat no potato lakees
But I'll give this old ladies melons a squeeze
That's just who I am
Well I'll never spin a dreidel
But I'll always throw an egg
And I'll charliehorse your leg- for laughs
While you're singing your holiday tune
I'm acting like the town buffoon
Whipping out my big white scary moon
And blowing a beef your way
I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
To me they're just something to shoot
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
Well I'm a snowmobile stealing
No 'tis the season' feeling
Kind of guy (kind of guy)
This time of year sucks
So I take my nunchucks
And make sure every snowman dies
Believing in Santa's all wrong
And Chaunaka's eight days too long
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me