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Long Ago is the fourth song when Davey and Jennifer were having childenhood memories till Davey saw the guy who lost a basketball bet to him setting his trailer on fire.

Jennifer: Let's go, benjamin.

Benjamin: You know, my mother doesn't like you very much.

Davey: You know, I don't like me very much either.

Nice playing with you, mini-shaq.

What the hell was she looking at me like that for?

Jennifer: How could they let that guy work with children?

Davey: Giving me those nasty eyes.

I was being nice to her kid.

Jennifer: They should have locked him up for good.

Davey: At least she was looking at me.

That felt all right.

Jennifer: Why can't he just be like he used to be?

Davey: It all seems so long ago

Jennifer: Young and happy don't you know

Davey: Down by the creek I would show

Fireflies to that girl

Jennifer: But that was back when he was nice

Davey: Before my warm heart turned to ice

Whitey: My sister's wig once had lice

Jennifer: But that was long ago

Davey: The schoolyard's where we were

The first time I kissed her

(Giggling heard)

Jennifer: He thought he got some tongue

Davey: But it was only retainer

Whitey: Eleanor's bra is a trainer

Davey: Well, over there's my family home

Jennifer: And the woods we used to roam

Whitey: The only time I had sex was on the phone

The 1-555-BOBBIES Caller: But that was long ago

Davey: I carved our names upon that tree

Jennifer: I loved him and he loved me

Mayor Dewey: My darling wife was once a he

Mayor Dewey's "Wife": But that was long ago

Jennifer: He'd always whisper in my ear

Davey: But then I started drinking beer

Whitey: My jewels got licked by six frisky deer

Deer: 'giggles'

Jennifer: Now he's just a loner and a liar

Davey: And my trailer's caught on fire

Fire?!

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